have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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