I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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