My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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