you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm at about main and main street
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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