Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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