Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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