Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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