There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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