My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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