He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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