This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
