lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It was confusing and full of hummus
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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