HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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