Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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