Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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