After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Even my vagina gasped.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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