i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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