But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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