just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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