no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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