forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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