we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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