she was so not down for the gang bang
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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