But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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