i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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