didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Small penises have feelings too.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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