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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  my text book just quoted the cookie monster

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.

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  Oh shit. This is getting real.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas

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