Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever