Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You're like the curious george of whores
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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