I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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