:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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