Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I lost the right to judge tonight
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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