Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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