Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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