are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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