I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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