I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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