I will die if light touches me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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