I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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