Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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