can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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