I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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