If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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