i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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