please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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