I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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