Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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