Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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