Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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