Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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