Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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