that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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