it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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