hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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